Blow drying jokes
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Bleach!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
