Blow drying jokes
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Memes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
