Blow drying jokes

Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.