Blow drying jokes

Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.