Guys jokes
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons.
"My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances, I would have to jump out of the plane."
And his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?"
The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.