Guys Jokes

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Some guy: making a sandwich

Me: rages to put the ham in

My guy: I have a Q-Tip

Me: You can q my tip

My guy: Ayo

Guy and Girl are in shower talking to each other Guy:lets drop the soap Girl:lets do it

Guy: do you want a nickel? Girl: sure Guy: so you’ll tickle my pickle Girl: 😳😩😩😩

Guy on fornite: Ima sleep with your mom lmao Orphan: Starts crying

Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.

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Didja hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint? My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

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There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.

The doctor said ur all right now.

Y could you not see the guy in my dark closet the guy was black

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I put I guy in a fridge he said I had a nightmare

did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?

he won the "no bell" prize

A guy when back to his apartment,5 Minutes later he said to the receptionist,”it doesn’t fit”so she gave him a new key

Guy: Are you tired His “Crush”: No Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day His “Crush”: That’s sweet. Guy: I’m joking you don’t look like you do any running