Guys jokes

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

Need an arch? I Noah guy.

Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?

Fly Guy

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons.

"My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances, I would have to jump out of the plane."

And his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?"

The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

Why is Bill the bad guy?

Monica wanted to suck dick.

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?

He won the "no bell" prize.

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

Ayo fake guy.

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”