Guys jokes
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
justin bever be like in ohio
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
Me: Hi, my name is...
Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?
Me: Hey, stop dude!
Bro: How is it going, bro--
Me: SHUT UP!
Bro: Is that a gun?
Me: *Pointing at bro*
Bro: Dude, I'm...
Me: *BANG* *BANG*
Me: Finally, it's over.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Need an arch? I Noah guy.