Quagmire jokes
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
