Quagmire jokes

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

Q: What comes before 47?

A: AK

Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?

A: It left him/her/them hanging.