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Muscle

An image from the Family Guy cartoon showing Quagmire standing on a porch in front of a house. He is pointing to his right with his right hand and he has a muscular arm.

Cartoon

oh my god guys

A cartoon image of the character Quagmire with a large face. The text above the character says "NO GIGGITIES?"

Crossover

WTF is this 💀

A digital art piece of a crossover between Family Guy and Dragon Ball Z. The characters are drawn in the Family Guy style. Peter Griffin is depicted as Goku, Lois Griffin as Bulma, Chris Griffin as Gohan, Stewie Griffin as Krillin, Brian Griffin as Piccolo, Cleveland Brown as Mr. Popo, Joe Swanson as Tien, Quagmire as Vegeta, and Herbert as Master Roshi. They are all posing in front of the typical Dragon Ball Z landscape with rocky mountains and a blue sky.

Toilet

The image shows a screenshot from a mobile game or a similar app. The user has to make a choice. On the left side, there is a toilet with a ghost sitting on it. On the right side, behind an open door, the head of Quagmire (from Family Guy) is visible. At the bottom of the screen, there are two choices:
"Ghost toilet."
"Quagmire toilet."

Boat

A hand holds a phone with a screenshot of a scene from the cartoon "Family Guy" showing four main characters: Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe. The phone is positioned against a night scene of a bridge, and the reflection on the water is visible. The text on the image reads "boat job boring ahh hell".

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