Quagmire jokes
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
