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What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

Can confirm this is me
I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again.
You guys are the best.
Dagger, stfu.
but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose)
:hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble.
Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind.
Ashton, STFU.
Bye ya'll
For real this time.

i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)

There was a orphan once and someone knocks on his door and said "hello son come and hug me" but the orphan says "excuse me who are you?" and the guy says "you dont remember me im your dad" and then the orphan says "fine then if your really my dad, come inside and let me asked you some questions" and the man says "ok then but i am really your dad" then the orphan asked some questions to the man and the man gets some of them right so the orphan believes that the man is his dad and then the orphan says "you really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house and the orphan has a room mate and the dad and the orpahn finally get to then bedroom and then the dad knocks out the orphan and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan / son and the room mate hears weird noises in the orphans / sons room and he walks in and see them having seggs and the room mate records it but then kicks out the dad out f the house and then the room mate shares the video to the orphans school chat and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce and everybody at the orphans school call him gay but he really isnt but since he was mad and disgusted he pulled a AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so dont take it seriously.

I saw 3 person is online in this site...Hope guys will sucide tonight

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl

"What?" Angelica replied

"I'm a guy."

You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on

a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies

I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments