What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out ๐ต and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Armless guy: Even though I donโt have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: ๐ตIf youโre happy and you know it, clap your hands! ๐ถ
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.
Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly."
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: โSorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.โ
Second guy: โBetween me and you talking, thereโs almost no PUNCH line. Hah!โ
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐คจ๐๐ฆ๐ถ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คจ
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ