Bellatrix Lestrange jokes

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.