Grizzly jokes
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
gay fish.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
