Grizzly jokes

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.

Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?

Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.

Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?

Because vodka in Russia is weak.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.

gay fish.

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."