Grizzly jokes
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
gay fish.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
