Cow A:I slept with your sister
Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl
all the other cows:
:O
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
what is green grass you tard
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
A happy little girl was running on the grass, she saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space and she started crying, the two gay guys heard her crying and then they asked her: " why are you crying? ", the little girl answered: " this is the first time i see an unnatural nature " . 😂😂😂😂
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
Why did the camle cross the road
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Whats the difference between cars and grass. (They both have weels, except for the grass).
Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
There are 5 cows in a field 1 of them is the mom the rest are kids one of the kids walked up to the mom and asked why am I named Daisy and then a daisy fell on her head, The 2econt cow came up to the mom and asked why am I named rose and then a rose fell on her head, then the 3rd cow said why am I named violet then a violet fell on her head then the 4th cow walked up and said merrrbere then the mom said shutup sinderblock
I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener
Whats the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!!
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
Why does barry bannan laugh when he plays football.
Because the grass tickles his balls coz hes so short
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.
