Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
BIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The d in Africa stands for democracy....
I was in Russia at a stand up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice though
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president." "Why?" "He was very open-minded"
Why do orphans want to be communist? So they would have a motherland.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a kgb badge and says “you two are coming with me for treason.” One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says “Not me.” The third man pulls out a badge and says “Wow? There’s a lot of agents here.”
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
JOE BIDEN
Why can orphans get away from the fbi? Because they dont have a house
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
an escort..
Can people please shut up about 'male privileges'. There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute
Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up feminists please.
The CCP should be pleased, Covid is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
