Justice for waluigi jokes

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.