The at three people in a plane it is about to crash there is trump,Obama,nine year old girl, but only 2 para- soots Obama says "oh my I need one I need to protect my family" so he jumps off! Trump says "oh I am the smartest man in the world I must take it" so he jumps off 9 year old- welp I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending
son:dad can i got a gf dad:son no u r oley 10 so no son:dad on bye am leave to get a gf dad:son nooo u r not my son son:whit did u say son slap the dad dad:sud son good bye get out of my home son:good u can go move to a new home
Why I can't have no chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Sister:Hey sis how are you today?Me:Oh good you?sister:good cause i heard you finally got a good living life
When someone tells me to kill myself
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me
me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn't do. mom. no. me ok good i didn't do my homework
why do potatoes make good detectives because tey keep there eyes peeled
I would tell you a good joke but I can’t so here is a bad one
I would tell you a joke about a teacher but she’d kill you at school
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So i ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
why do megan sound like a men but she is a good singer in rapper but then pepole talk about her whats yall rapper are singer
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!
your momma so nasty she sucked your daddy dick and kissed you good night
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
teacher: okay class whats a word that begins with A? student: apple! teacher: good! What's a word beginning with b? student:....Bitch...
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
whoever took my dildo
I hope your having a good time
