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i dicked ur mom down so good bitch

what goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isnt sexual ( insulin ) for more of these jokes go to diabeticjokeswww.foralaugh.com

what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

they both look good hanging from a tree

so a cupkake walkes into a bar and sits down the bartender syas to himself dam this is some good shit

What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning how are you today

What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good

yo mama so fat it took nationwide three years to get on her good side

Hey john, how are you going? Helium, yeah good what about you? (Hey Liam)

Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature

Me: *glares* get out of my castle ....

Mom: it's a pillow fort

Me: why cant i have an imagination!?

Mom: your almost 19 years old

Me: not good enough ... OUT!

A Chicken walks into a Bar.

He Orders Dr. Pepper

He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.

Good morning? Goodbye

I have a really good construction joke but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it

Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math? Idiot 2: I don't no why Idiot 1: Because they have built in cowculators

Why does the Greeks and Romans like food. Because food is good for you.

Friend Hey did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kanes is amazing! What did you do this weekend I did-

Me Dude are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

It's okay to tell a Stephen hawking joke, if there's stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus he shut himself down so it's all good:)

me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...