Good Will Jokes

Papyrus: Well come to the underground.

Sans: How was your falls?

Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.

Sans: Give me your balls!

What’s one good thing about a pedophile?

They drive slow in school zones.

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Me: I'm just BONELY.

Sans: Good one kiddo.

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

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The image shows Pikachu with a shocked expression. Above the image, the text reads: "Crush: how are you? Me: good senpia. Crush:".

I have a really good construction joke.

But I'm still working on it.

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!

Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.

Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.

"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"

"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."

When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.

The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.

After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."

"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.