Good Will jokes
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.