Goes jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.
About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!