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A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.