Why God did create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people, and less fun.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive. Miscarriages is ok because God did not want the baby to be alive.
If we can't say god in vane why dose he get to.
God you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
If I was God my parents would be anethesists.
What did god say when he created the first black person? Behold, this specimen of divine integrity
OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces
Roses Are red, violets Are blue, i prey god im not so ugly as you.
roses are red violets blue i thank god im not as ugly as you
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped
A man was almost about to drown. A boat say "Do u need help?" And he said no. After the boat left, another boat came to the sea. And they asked if he needed help. And he said no. And he asked God "Why didn't u help me?" God said "I sended u 2 big boats, you dummy!
life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity
god, I love telling children there parents love them but only on April fools, their orphans after all
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
i think democracy is a scam i love men and i love you i love men an d i love you i love my dog he wontsleep iinside and i shitteed my pants i peed my pants i smell bad i took a shower and my dog was like oh my god i was like ohh i was like oh my god and then i was like i shitted again and he was like bark bark casue hes a dog thanks for listening
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room." "Islam it is."
