Gloom jokes

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.

What kills you?

Suicide.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."