Gloom jokes

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.

What kills you?

Suicide.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."