Gloom jokes

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.

What kills you?

Suicide.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."

I groomed 2 minors today.

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.