Gloom jokes

Emo

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.

Emo kid

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

Kid

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Child

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.