Gloom jokes

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

What kills you?

Suicide.

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"