I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.
If they was a zombie apocalypse Girls would make a forehead apocalypse since it is so big
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(i'm a girl btw)
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I hope death is a girl that way it'll never come for me.
"bully" omg that girl is so ugly "me"wait what.........ever
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finallly text her boyfriend ̈ Show me your dick now ́
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Dad:Are you Gay? Kid:Yes. 10 days later. Kid:I’m going to my girlfriends house. Dad: I thought you were gay.? Kid:What’s wrong with you he’s the girly girl of our relationship dumba—Dad:Don’t swear and okay bud
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft but does me being 6ft under count?
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
me: i call my girl cinderella
friend: why?
me: because she loves balls
what is an emo girls favorite map in halo....... hang em high
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl Like ur cute g
What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.
