Getting bigger jokes

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.