Getting bigger jokes

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.