why are apples and orphans the same? They always get picked on
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Hey what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is Sundyed tomato
Get it sundyed like son died
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!! - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
What do you get when you cut an onion? Onion Jizz
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Why did the man get run over? Ur mom XD
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was OUTSTANDING the field 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
