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My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.

He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.

Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.

And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.

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    • What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    At least one of them gets picked.

    Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

    Me: Hell yeah.

    Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

    Me: Hell yeah.

    Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

    Both: FUCK YEAH!

    My friends:

    Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.

    Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.

    Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.

    Me: You guys are getting sleep...

    Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?

    Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!

    A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

    Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

    Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

    A woman goes to buy a parrot.

    There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.

    She asks why the last one is so cheap.

    The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."

    The lady buys it anyway.

    When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"

    When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"

    When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"

    My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"

    Josh: Cookies.

    Jacob: My parents.

    Erika: My Friends!

    Brody: Lamborghinis.

    Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)

    My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!

    *Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....

    What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

    A fine addition to my erection.

    I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-