Get up jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?

Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.

Two skeleton brothers are talking.

1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"

2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"

Why did Sally fall out of the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn’t she get up?

Because she had no friends.