Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
GET UP YOU LAZYBONES!
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus so he asks his class, “where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “how do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bang on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?”
Oh no I feel bad for Steven Hawkins he can’t get up the stairway to heaven
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
Papyrus: Sans I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent . Sans: what do you call them? Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOU LAZY BONES!
today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."
Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
teahcer:what does a cow say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
