Gesture jokes

Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.

Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.

You know how Joe Biden is happy?

When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.

You're the reason the middle finger got created.

The deaf man said to the waiter:

"Mmmm."

The waiter said, "No English."

Then the deaf man signed, "F U."

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?

You wave at him.

This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.

When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!

I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

Jesus created the T-pose first.