Generation Gap jokes

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?

Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.

31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?

"Okay, Boomer."

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).