Gender

Gender Jokes

Death

I wish death was in the form of a woman.

That way, it would never come for me.

President

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

Bomb

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Yeast infection

Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?

A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.

Man

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

Abortion

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

Hand

What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

Blonde

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

Blonde

What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?

“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”

Professor

An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.

Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.

When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

Shirt

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Man

What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

Woman

Did you know that most women are left-handed?

That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.

Woman

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

LGBTQ

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Woman

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

Stereotype

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).