Gay jokes

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

Spit out the feathers.

What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?

Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

What talks high pitched and can't fly?

A gay man in Iran.

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

They're blooming a gay chicken.

In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.

A gay chicken... hahaha.

Is anyone gay?

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

Your nan's gay.

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)

Zina: No! [Age] (10)

Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)

What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!