Gay Men jokes
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.