Gay Men jokes
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”