Gay Men

Gay Men Jokes

Gay Man

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

Fight

How do you break up a fight between two gay men?

Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"

Blowjob

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

Crack

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

Man

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

Man

Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.

Gay

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

Man

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

Sex

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Stool

Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?

A: Flip the chair upside down.

Man

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

Show

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

Blowjob

How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?

Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.

Glory Hole

What is the origin of the glory hole?

The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.

Army

Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?

A: Rainbow Six Siege.

Woman

Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”