Garbage jokes
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.