Garbage jokes

When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.

I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Where's your mom?

In the bin.

Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.

To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."

Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

Most of the jokes are trash.

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

What's green and has a thousand nipples?

A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.