I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
wheres your mom
in the bin
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
most of the jokes are t r a s h
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.
And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"
And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."
