Garbage jokes
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Most of the jokes are trash.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.