Garage

Garage Jokes

A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...

A man (ameenya sheed) text a nother man(bob) and said

"Hi im, ameenya sheed."

Bob" you not in my shed because i dont have one but i have a garage, i dont think your in there: