Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Garage Jokes
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I don’t have a garage.