Gangster jokes

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

What is the most gangster paper?

Rapping paper.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!