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Why is sex with pandas so much fun? I don't know it just is. 🐼

What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?

UNPROTECTED SEX

fun fact if your an orphan you probably dont know your parent

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son

i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back

I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs

So two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river. One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. Un Deux Trois Cat was nowhere to be seen. So One Two Three Cat figured that Un Deux Trois Cat sank.

Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell

once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.

Gun + Backpack = Fun

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??

bcause he was a fun person!!

What should more fun than slapping a baby

Deez nutz

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always comeback

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."