Fun jokes

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

Why do orphans like Monopoly?

To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.

God being a sniper is so fun!

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.

Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!

TONIGHT

FOR FUN

YEAH YEAH YEAH

Why are you guys making fun of priests?

Because you have a suga daddy already.

Why did God create sex for marriage?

Because he wanted more people and less fun.

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”

On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."

Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”

That one kid putting Joe: -_-

Teacher: Who’s Joe?

The whole class: JOE MAMA!