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Rape

    • A girl named Kariah was at a night club. She was twerking and shaking, but she was just there for fun with her friends until some guy named Jaden came up to her and started flirting with her.

    Jaden: WOW Girl!

    Kariah: What?

    Jaden: It's just that a sexy girl like you should be having sex, not begging for sex!

    Kariah: Okay, listen pimp, I don't know who you are, but I don't want you around me one bit!

    Jaden grabbed her hips with such FORCE!

    Jaden: Come on, let's go somewhere...private! And have a good time, a fun time!

    Kariah slapped him and left the night club, telling her friends she was gone, leaving a tip for the drinks she bought.

    Daina: Hey, what's wrong?

    Mary: Yeah!

    Greg: Sweetie...tell us.

    Ariana: Come on...did someone try to touch you in a weird way?!

    Kariah wanted to tell them but couldn't; it was too personal.

    Kariah: Uh I have to go...it's way passed my curfew! Love you!

    Kariah sighed and waited for a cab down by Heyo street. Then a cab man started dirty talking her...DIRTY!

    Cab man: Hey, sexy lady! Where are you going?...need a...wow...whoohoo...dang...ride?

    Kariah rolled her eyes then stuck her tongue out at the cab man. This fucking cab men said this.

    Cab man: Ooooo...use that for the sex!

    Kariah: I don't think so!

    Cab man: ha uh ha... I see the way your looking at me I know you like me!

    Kariah walks away from him and finds another cab, but the cab man did not take her mean talk and weird silents for an answer. Instead, the cab man got out of his "Cab" and harrowed around her.

    Cab man: HEY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING!?

    Kariah: TO MY KIDS AND MY HUSBAN! SO GET LOST BITCH!!!!

    You see Kariah was married, she just came to be with her friends at a night club. Cab man gets close to her so she ran...she ran as fast as she could till she tripped on her high heels, once the cab man got close to her he picked her up...I think you know what he did okay I'll tell you. Cab man picked her up and took her back to the cab a.k.a taxi of course she was not gonna give up without a fight...will she gave up!

    Cab man: I know ya like me! I just know it! You dressed up in a hoochie and sluty dress for nothing will wrong you LIKE ME maybe love if we get lucky!

    He drove her to his house and then took off his cloths "underware included" got on top of her and "Rape was born again". Kariah did not remember a thing that night only that she was forced agianst her will too will have "S.E.X"

    Orphan

    • Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

    They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

    THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

    Orphan

    • Why can't orphans go on a field trip?

    They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

    Fun memes

    Joe mama

    • Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”

    That one kid putting Joe: -_-

    Teacher: Who’s Joe?

    The whole class: JOE MAMA!

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    • Post

    • Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

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    • Astronaut

    • Astronaut In The Ocean-By- Masked Wolf and watersharky Music Productions-

    Astro-naut

    What you know about rollin' down in the deep?

    When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

    When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah

    I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy

    What you know about rollin' down in the deep?

    When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

    When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah

    I feel like an astronaut in the ocean

    She say that I'm cool (damn straight)

    I'm like "yeah, that's true" (that's true)

    I believe in G-O-D (ayy)

    Don't believe in T-H-O-T

    She keep playing me dumb (play me)

    I'ma play her for fun (uh-huh)

    Y'all don't really know my mental

    Lemme give you the picture like stencil

    Falling out, in a drought

    No flow, rain wasn't pouring down (pouring down)

    See, that pain was all around

    See, my mode was kinda lounged

    Didn't know which-which way to turn

    Flow was cool but I still felt burnt

    Energy up, you can feel my surge

    I'ma kill everything like this purge (ayy)

    Let's just get this straight for a second, I'ma work

    Even if I don't get paid for progression, I'ma get it (get it)

    Everything that I do is electric

    I'ma keep it in a motion, keep it moving like kinetic, ayy (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

    Put this shit in a frame, better know I don't blame

    Everything that I say, man I seen you deflate

    Let me elevate, this ain't a prank

    Have you walkin' on a plank, la-la-la-la-la, like

    Both hands together, God, let me pray (now let me pray)

    Uh, I've been going right, right around, call that relay (Masked Wolf)

    Pass the baton, back and I'm on

    Swimming in the pool, Kendrick Lamar, uh

    Want a piece of this, a piece of mine, my peace a sign

    Can you please read between the lines?

    My rhyme's inclined to break your spine

    They say that I'm so fine

    You could never match my grind

    Please do not, not waste my time

    What you know about rollin' down in the deep?

    When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

    When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah

    I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy

    What you know about rollin' down in the deep?

    When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

    When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah

    I feel like an astronaut in the ocean.

    Club

    • Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

    Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

    Comedian

    • So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

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