Fun jokes

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?

I spy.

What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Hi, how are you today?

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

How to know something won’t be fun:

Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"

I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

CANCER!

Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.

I put the fun in funeral.

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Why is arson so fun?

IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!

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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.

So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.

One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.