Freshness jokes

Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

Do you get what I am trying to poke out?

Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.

How to decorate a wall:

Strip off the paper and original plaster.

Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.

Paint it (if you want).

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.

Why do hospitals have fans?

To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.