Freshness jokes

Why do hospitals have fans?

To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

What do cannibals call newborn babies?

Fresh fruit.

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?

To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."

What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."

Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.

Why do special ed classes have fans?

To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.

How to decorate a wall:

Strip off the paper and original plaster.

Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.

Paint it (if you want).

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.

George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?

Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.

There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.

Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.

After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.

Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.

Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱

What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.

I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

One day, there are friends having fun.

Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

And they all agree.

Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

Why do hospitals have air conditioning?

To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"