Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
What's a peadophiles favorite cooking Ingredient...... Fresh meat
What do cannibals call newborn babies Fresh fruit
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' đđđ
What did trump say to Epstein, I like my tea like I like my teens warm, sweet and freshly made.
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
Whatâs the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:đ...đ±
What do will from stranger things and the fresh prince of belair have is common there both named will and there lives both got flipped turned upside down
I like my women like i like my coffee nice fresh and dead
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
one day i walk up to a emo kid i realized he had a fresh cut so i grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him i like ya cuts g
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
why did lazar beam kiss a man? cuz he couldnt kiss fresh he was already gay
