Formula jokes
Iβm really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b Β± β(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.