Forehead

Forehead Jokes

Appearance

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

Dream

Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.

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  • Assignment

    Teacher: This assignment is big.

    Student (male): I have something that's big.

    Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.

    People

    People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

    I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

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  • Taxi

    Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

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  • Indian

    How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

    🤣😂😆😁

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  • Girl

    Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.

    Difference

    What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

    They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

    Uh!!!

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  • Uber

    I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

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