Bed Sheet jokes

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.

What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?

One of them is really loud when you iron it.

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...