Bed Sheet jokes
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
