Bed Sheet jokes

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.

The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"

What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.

Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!