What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
Why do Orphasn have not have cheese on their burgers,They don't have a dad to get milk
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
i got a bowl of a rice that ur formed like and icecube
They are delicious.
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
Why do cannibals love sex, they can make there on food
Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
