your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3
So today i heard a friend say she had a stalker, i can confirm i Μve never seen a stalker following her.
How do you get 1 million followers? You ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
COME MY CHILDREN TO THE BREAD CULTT
how do you know youre following a dolorean? the white line disappears
What's the difference between a women and a washing machine? The washing machine doesnt follow you after you put a load in it.
heyo my children hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
A man tells his doctor, βDoc, help me. Iβm addicted to Twitter!β The doctor replies, βSorry, I donβt follow you ...β
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
Why canβt orphans ride a bike? Cause there parents wonβt follow them
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks "what is that man doing?". The mom says "Making pizza" trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says "Making extra cheese". When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says "Ordering the pizza".
Later that day the mother says to the father "I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good".
So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs "wanna order some pizza !?"
The mother replied "DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME"
the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
People said that we needed to follow in Kobeβs footsteps but ther are none
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
