A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks "What's so magical about it?" the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.
The bartender shakes his head, and says.
"Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk superman.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest
Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands
Do you know where time is? because it keeps flying by.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would bexpect bagels.
how to make time fly
answer throw a clock out of the window
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What do you call a fly without wings
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A walk
What do you call a squirrel that flys? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
whats the differents between a bird and a fly ? a bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
