I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend and when it was his turn the bottle fell to his eggplantđ±đ
What do you call a person with a flip flop
My dad
when i saw someone jump out one of the towers and yelled do a flip
If I flip off a Asian person He canât see it
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9) which was 2 2 many (922) so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968) she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless
Timmy had 66 toys he said it was 2 many (662) so he gave it to Mr. Divide he gave 21 equals flip it over! Itâs weird
I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You canât come in, youâve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothingâs been canceled." Kili: "Thatâs a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "Itâs nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, itâs been in the family for years. Thatâs my motherâs glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, KiÂli, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Letâs shove this in the hole, or otherwise weâll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. Thereâs nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! Thereâs far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockheadâs idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.
yo mama so fat when she got ran over the van did a 360 flip to mars
yo mama so fat that when went out in high heels she came back in flip flops
Blitz: "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or Iâm gonna...-" Vortex: "You'll do what?" Blitz: "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!" *Silence, then Verosika/me, Blitz, and Vortex bust into laughter. And then back to seriousness* Verosika/me: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound... Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." *leaves and flips Blitz off* "Ta-ta fuck stain."
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge. The gf goes - Johnny, why your dick so soft? - Flip me over, Iâm trying to shit!
orphan- I love abcdefu care taker- why, you dont have anyone to flip off
My favorite sex position is âWOW.â It's where I flip your mom upside down.
You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In âflipâ all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says âlet the game show beginâ yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies
Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer
