Flat Jokes

Orphan

Anonymous

What do rocks a girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped

Instructions

Dagger

If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.

Flat

Kevin

penis

Flat

Anonymous

penis

Neck

monkeyboy69

what do you call a flat road named after george floyd

Flat neck road

Fat

United kingdom

Your mum is so fat flat earthers think shes round

Fat

Jimbob

Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama

Girl

Anonymous

Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped

Emo

Laylay

What do you call a flat chested emo A chopping board

Chest

Anonymous

Don't pick flat chest because they will turn their backs on you twice

Downing

Anonymous

This platform is flat out racist it should be taken down ๐Ÿ˜ก

Woman

Anonymous

Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, itโ€™s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they arenโ€™t flat.

Emo

what do u call a flat chested emo? a cutting board

Roast

Teacher: Okay class look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word. Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny" Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny? Me: Cuz she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.

London

Anonymous

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?

All the exit signs were in English

Roast

Harry

Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Average

C..

Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther

Cross

Anonymous

Why did the hedgehog cross the road ? To see his flatmate

Emo

Ham and cheese

What do you call flat-chested emo?