What do rocks a girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
Teacher: Okay class look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word. Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny" Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny? Me: Cuz she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English