Flat Jokes

What do rocks a girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped

If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.

penis

penis

what do you call a flat road named after george floyd

Flat neck road

Your mum is so fat flat earthers think shes round

Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama

Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped

What do you call a flat chested emo A chopping board

Don't pick flat chest because they will turn their backs on you twice

This platform is flat out racist it should be taken down 😡

Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.

what do u call a flat chested emo? a cutting board

Teacher: Okay class look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word. Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny" Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny? Me: Cuz she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?

All the exit signs were in English

Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂

Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther

Why did the hedgehog cross the road ? To see his flatmate

What do you call flat-chested emo?