10+ Best First Time Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Parent

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The image is split into two sections. The top shows a woman with a surprised but pleased smile. The text above her reads, "Mums when their teenage son mentions a girl for the first time." Below, there is a cartoon character holding a shotgun with an angry expression. A younger cartoon character stands beside him. The text says, "Dads when their teenage daughter mentions a boy" and "I just want to talk with him."

Time

The image is split into two sections. The top section shows a young man jumping on a skateboard. The text next to it says "WHAT I THINK I LOOK LIKE". The bottom section shows an older man in a crouched position riding a skateboard, with the text "WHAT I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE" next to it. The image is a comparison of perceived versus real skill of skateboarding beginners.

Time

The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.

Sleep

Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.

An oil painting depicts a person in bed, looking scared, and two ghostly, pale figures looming over them. One figure is above and the other is below the bed. The upper ghostly figure has a skull-like face with a long, thin mouth and hair flowing behind it.

College

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Grandpa

bruh

The text on the image reads: "The very first time Grandpa takes your nose." Below is a picture of Grogu (Baby Yoda) with a surprised expression.

Time

when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her

Release

The image shows a split-screen of a woman's face. On the left, her expression is a grimace, with her mouth downturned, eyes squinted, and a general look of disgust. On the right, she has a neutral look on her face, with slightly raised eyebrows and a more composed expression. Text above the left image reads "Me listening to the new release the first time". Text above the right image reads "Me listening to the new release the seventeenth time".

Father

A picture of a chimpanzee with an open mouth and a dark background. The text above the image says: "When I finally become flexible enough to bend down and give myself top for the first time, but my dad catches me and helps me out instead."

Story

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Man

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Revival

Jesus got a revival

The image shows a young man with a bandage over his eyes and tears running down his face, juxtaposed with a picture of Jesus behind him. The text on the image reads: "1,000 Blind People See For The First Time MrBeast".

Furry

A close-up image of a person wearing a costume resembling George Washington with wide eyes and a surprised expression. The text on the image reads: "George Washington time traveling to 2023 and seeing furries for the first time."

Jokes

School shooting

*School shooting happens*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*

American student: "First time?"

Sex

A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."

The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"

The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."

Asian

If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.

First Time jokes