Find jokes

A guy is due to meet his friends for drinks at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.

The guy says, "Well, you won't believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her."

The friends are cheering and one friend asks, "So... did you get any head?"

The guy replies, "No, I couldn't find it."

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?

If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.

Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Why can't a blonde call 911?

She can't find the 11.

A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!

Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"

Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.

Rules of Dark humor:

1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.

I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

- Sincerely, Zane

My chance of finding love.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.

Q: What did I find on my son's search history?

A: Where is the nearest gun shop?

Find Jaiden.

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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.

Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.