Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
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Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
