Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Figure Of Speech Jokes
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
