Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
